Thursday, February 24, 2011

Confession


My Mother is a tiny "slip" of a woman
Always has been
Barely big enough to register on a scale


She's famous for her desserts
Did I mention she's a sugar-a-holic?
She is
Can consume a whole pie in on sitting
She Still weighs 90 pounds soaking wet

I have come to believe she bakes just to send things home with people so they will be fatter then she is
I confess
It works!
(the piece missing was my lunch)




3 comments:

  1. Oh groan . . . I'm salivating!!

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  2. BECKY...CONFESSIONS ARE ONLY GOOD WHEN YOU SHARE THE DEED! YUMMY! TELL THAT HUMMING BIRD WOMAN THAT MY B-DAY IS JULY, OR, NO, WAIT...IT'S TOMORROW AND I LOVE CAKE!

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  3. I say, go for it and call it a 7 course MEAL

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